Women in New Jersey are back and worse than ever. I thought that Daniel is gone Staub could lighten the drama. Boy, was wrong.
The night opened with a Giudice Gorga brother Joe and sister Teresa-in-law’s son’s christening Melissa. It is a baptism. What could happen? Well, if you’re ever invited to a Giudice / Gorga family event sure to bring your protective gear.
But let’s back. Since we met Melissa, Teresa told us that she and her sister were not best friends.
Who knew that Teresa had a gift for understatement. These two women did nothing but snark at each other’s families, homes and parties, each thinking they were above the other. Honestly I’m trying to figure out what is the lowest.
There were times I almost felt sorry for Teresa. Melissa and her sisters looked suspiciously like Cinderella’s evil step sisters when they spoke of Teresa.
They absolutely delighted to tear women down.
Now, what about the failure of Joe and Teresa? Teresa still seems no idea what is happening. Somehow they still have a huge mansion, ranging from a home.
That is driving his Mercedes, have personal hair dressers Teresa and children, and her daughter has a walk-in closet of their portfolios. The only change seems to be that Joe was shlepping pizzas and write books about Teresa.
If these people have achieved the forgiveness of debt and continue living like I’m gonna be sick.
Melissa and Joe (why is every other guy named Joe?) Living in his own magnificent manor house. 15,000 feet of replacement of the same, Melissa arose. Melissa excited about being a chef in the kitchen, a lady in the (?? ), Living room and a whore in bed as Joe sniffed licked and toes. Do you really need to see that? I want to burn the image of my brain.
But back to the launch. Bad blood has been building for a long time and all that came to mind after Teresa was late, but tried to make peace. His brother, who had large amounts of alcohol (Who knew that the traditional way of celebrating the baptism of children was taking pictures?) I said “walk the (beep) off.”
The next thing I know there are fists hitting tables and spouses to each load. Each individual in the place seemed to participate with all the cries of the F-word to each other. Forget the flip chart. This season we have a fight where the cameras were destroyed and the children were sent to mourn in the premiere episode.
Ah, God be proud of this sacred occasion.
The Giudice / Gorga fight was undoubtedly the main event, but it was not the only story in town. Kathy, his cousin and was introduced even though it seemed to side with Melissa. I wonder if she’ll be playing both sides soon. Also came to know its strange, a little creepy husband, Rich. He said: “I’m hot for Kathy? Sizzlin. Sizzlin ‘.” I closed and not in the right direction.
Jacqueline’s daughter, Ashley was placed in the public relations firm, Lizzie Grubman. If you do not know that Lizzie is, Google his subsequent history.
Ashley is doing well, but she only has to prove every day. Imagine that. Ashley cried But it’s difficult to ride and train costs money. Can you imagine how many people would kill for that practice? Well, Ashley has the solution.
She needs her parents pay for her to go to town, because this whole process of working your way up is so annoying.
Jacqueline could not believe that retired when her husband Chris was politely but firmly telling the girl what I needed here. I have seriously wanted to hit the complainant, the right, brat.
After the show, Caroline and her family seemed really normal. Albie and Chris were getting their own place in Hoboken. Chris was leaving the family business to start what is not said. Hope you remember to speak English in all its interventions and not the gibberish Cajun submitted to us over the family dinner.
Caroline was proud and sad to have her ducklings leave the nest eventually. She only has one left. She looked at her daughter’s boyfriend to see if he is “the one.” We’ll have to see where it leads.
I was exhausted after watching this episode, but I prepare to duck and weave in the next family or a religious event. I can only imagine what the rest of this season is expected.