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Kentucky Derby 2011 Contenders: Master Of Hounds Keeps It Classy

Kentucky Derby 2011 – The 137th running of the Kentucky Derby will be held this Saturday, and you may not know anything about any of the horses. We’re here to help. Today’s candidate is a master of hounds.

: Master of Hounds. I mean, do not find a better class name will find in this Derby. Welcome to Master of Hounds goods. “Please do not matter Buxley. He’s just taste the wine to ensure non-demented. Nothing sadder than a cork Burgundy, there Buxley?

He lost an eye in the service. Master of hounds will tell you how, but His Majesty asks her silence on the matter, and by extension, as it entered secrets of the Crown, one night after several bottles of that wine too. Master of hounds is a horse of his word, and will remain so.

Description: Oh, is not of common clay, and certainly did not come from its ranks Americans commoner on the ground with their hooves the filth of Churchill Downs, dirt to waste. A grandson of the renowned Mr. Prospector, has the burden of the elites always feel when confronted with his predecessors, as ten of the Mr. Prospector progeny of various degrees of relationship has gone on to win the Derby. (Mr. Prospector had the misfortune of running its Derby in the same year as the Secretariat.) (PS I’m sorry. Sincerely, Cruel fate.)

It is also, as many aristocrats, cosmopolitan underachievement. No major wins to his name, the Master of Hounds has spent his youth toddling about the tracks in Ireland, Dubai, and England, finishing in the top three on several occasions but never threatened a victory. Also run his first race on dirt, and you know how truly noble about getting their hooves dirty.

However, his monocle and freshly polished pedigree undoubtedly attract some major bets time comes later, and freshly pressed tuxedo and impeccable table manners, will undoubtedly draw the fillies in the post-race celebrations. Remember, the peasants, even in defeat, still noble, and that is something that can never take him.The odds are not good at the moment, but the nobles are accustomed to being isolated. That said, the more points of cheese and toast, Buxley. Master requires food hounds greatest pride.

Likes: Mustique, in the winter. Richard Branson is like the knight, if a bit of a bully after a few drinks. The rustic yet refined wines from Piedmont Italy. The Real Housewives of Atlanta, because one must keep in touch with ordinary people, and it does look Nene to be a weight figure of Medusa.

Dislikes: The Royals. Even people on horseback right, if you ask. The tragedy of ordinary people find Barthes San. The tax bracket of barbarism that is currently in England. Anarchists. Kim Zolciak, and has seen higher wigs drag queens Karl Lagerfeld. The poor. The savagery of being relegated to business class.

Odds: 1/25